TASTER!!!

Laugh off the stress..

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beer before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walks into d Manager's office asking to be employed. The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea. So he decided to give the man a trial. 

He ordered his secretary to give d man a glass of wine. The man takes a sip and said "Its red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a North slope, matured in a steel container." That's correct! The manager exclaimed.  Give him another one and let's see. So he was given, he took another sip & said " Its red wine, cabernet, eight years old, South-western slope, oak barrels". Incredible! said d manager.

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Now the manager went closer to d secretary & whispered to her saying "go get some of your urine in a cup lets see if he will get that. So the man was given the cup of urine, he takes a sip, turns to the manager and said "Female urine, 26years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir i will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy". 

 TGIF! Have a lovely weekend.