SALARY PALAVA, LAUGH WITH ME

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SALARY PALAVA!
Check out the conversation between father; daughter and
in-law to be.
•Daughter:- Ekule bami. How is
everybody in the village?
•Father:- Welcome my daughter. Everybody is fine in the
village. How was your trip?

•Daughter:- My trip was fine sir.
•Father:- Who is this gentleman beside you?
•Daughter:- (smile) Daddy; as we have discussed earlier
on phone; he is my fiancée. His name is Aremu.
•Father: Omo mi (my son) you're
welcome. How is everything?
•Fiancée: I am doing fine sir. E se pupo.
•Father: My daughter; you're so lucky to have this
handsome guy as my in-law to be.
•Daughter: Thank you baami.
•Father: Your fiancée is from which
town?
•Daughter: (smile) My fiancée is from Iragbiji town.
•Father: Is iragbiji town under Lagos state?
•Daughter: O ti oooo, iragbiji town is under Osun State.
•Father: Osun what! OK, which work is he doing?
•Daughter: Daddy my husband is a civil servant in
Oshogbo.
•Father: (with annoyance) Civil servant ke? Rara ooooo.
You cannot marry him oooooo.
•Daughter: But daddy why?
•Father: (facing the husband to be) wo Tunde abi kini oruko
re. You cannot marry my daughter.
•Fiancée: Daddy, what is the matter? I love your daughter.
•Father: wo don't even talk about love.
•Fiancée: but..... but....cut inn
•Father: Don't but me. Your state governor is owing 7-8
months salary and you're thinking of marrying my daughter.
NO! Over my dead body. Maa pa omo
fun mi ( don't let my daughter die of hunger)
•Daughter: (crying) No daddy
noooooo
•Father: Wo; Iwo n ti e; o ti ni oko. Go and marry from state
where they don't owe workers. Lagos
state; Borno state etc. You can even
manage Ondo state. They're only owing 3 months.